The Smidt Stop

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Phelps Is A Poor Sport

Sure Phelps cleaned up at the Olympics but did he really have to rub it in his competitors faces like this?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Lloyd Christmas is 007

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I Think Its Too Late For That...

I know the earthquake is old news already but I wanted to share this video. Something about it that I just cant quite put my finger on makes me laugh at it every time I watch it. I have to find out what show this is.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

HAHAHAHA!

I know that it is mean, but if I witnessed this first-hand i would be laughing way too hard to even think about helping the poor kid.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Cats On A Treadmill

Somebody sent me a link to this video and I was cracking up. I like the car that stands at the back and only has his two front paws on the treadmill.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Ain't No Double Dutch

Check this dude out. He is the craziest jump roper I have ever seen:

A Fucking Asshole Asks F.A.Q.s

Who the hell do you think you are? - Wow! Don’t you feel that’s a harsh question to start with? To tell you the truth I am known by a lot of names but the two most common are Craig and Smidty.

What the fuck do you have to say about anything? - What’s your problem man!? First of all if you don’t want to read my blog then don’t asshole. But for those of you out there that are not this dickweed, the answer is this: I have a lot of things to say. Sometimes I come across a good deal online like an economy-size case of Otter Pops shipped for $2.95 (that is a fictitious example but it would be cool). Other times it’s a tasty restaurant recommendation, a foggy recollection of a good party, a biting kickball game recap, a hidden LA shortcut, or a poignant rant on the state of public affairs.

What makes you think I have the time to read your shitty blog? - Fuck you man, you are really starting to piss me off. I am sure that like all of us you have a free minute or two that you can stop by and see if there is anything new.

Are you gonna be a jerk and keep the blog all to yourself? - Oh now you want to post something on my blog? Well my answer would usually be, of course. I want to have a variety of things on my blog so I urge people to contribute. Ah hell, you can even contribute because you did such a thorough job of being an fucking asshole asking questions.

Oh, one more thing shithead, what’s with the lame name, The Smidt Stop? - That’s it mother fucker…..

BANG!

POW!

ZAP!

THOWP!

There, I built this scale model of an olde-timey train station to illustrate what my intention was of naming my blog The Smidt Stop. You see how there is everything the traveler could possibly need? Well this will undoubtedly be is the most popular site on the Internet. A place where the web-surfer can get anything he or she could possibly need. A place where you will surely hear the conductor announce, “Ladies and gentlemen you will want to gather your things and get off here… we are pulling up to THE SMIDT STOP.

...and don't call me Shirley.