I am stealing this from Andy Petranek's blog but it was too cool not to repost.
Next stop Anytown, USA.
Smidt Stop Tunes - Friend's music & other bands that I like
Links to my friend's sites
Look How Many People Have Visited This Site!
A Fucking Asshole Asks F.A.Q.s
Who the hell do you think you are? - Wow! Don’t you feel that’s a harsh question to start with? To tell you the truth I am known by a lot of names but the two most common are Craig and Smidty.
What the fuck do you have to say about anything? - What’s your problem man!? First of all if you don’t want to read my blog then don’t asshole. But for those of you out there that are not this dickweed, the answer is this: I have a lot of things to say. Sometimes I come across a good deal online like an economy-size case of Otter Pops shipped for $2.95 (that is a fictitious example but it would be cool). Other times it’s a tasty restaurant recommendation, a foggy recollection of a good party, a biting kickball game recap, a hidden LA shortcut, or a poignant rant on the state of public affairs.
What makes you think I have the time to read your shitty blog? - Fuck you man, you are really starting to piss me off. I am sure that like all of us you have a free minute or two that you can stop by and see if there is anything new.
Are you gonna be a jerk and keep the blog all to yourself? - Oh now you want to post something on my blog? Well my answer would usually be, of course. I want to have a variety of things on my blog so I urge people to contribute. Ah hell, you can even contribute because you did such a thorough job of being an fucking asshole asking questions.
Oh, one more thing shithead, what’s with the lame name, The Smidt Stop? - That’s it mother fucker…..
BANG!
POW!
ZAP!
THOWP!
...and don't call me Shirley.
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